I am living life on the edge. Throwing caution to the wind and laughing in the face of common sense... I am writing a blog entry directly online. Yes, Ike said I should write it on word and copy/paste it in since my deleted-blog mishap, but I am EXTREME like that-- Bwa ha ha ha ha! Well there is that, and the fact that this entry is just a little blurp to let all my followers know that I am still in businez and that this minor technical difficulty is not going to hold me back from expressing myself like the true diva I am. Because I am smart enough, fun enough, FWINE enough, and gosh darn it people like to laugh at me.
Not much to report on as of now... Pool Cue has not called. -Gasp- shocker right? The date was fun but I am not torn up about it. I have some other things in the works that I am so excited about, I can't be bothered with boys.
I went hiking in Laguna Beach this weekend with two of my straights (straights= guy friends that are staright, for those of you that don't know, I am a total Fag Hag). What transpired from my outting was an agreed collaboration between Tom and I to start writing a script. We are a few pages into that already. Plus, I have been making minor and small moves towards my website so that I can delete that by accident as well. ha ha ha.
So I am staying busy and trying to makes moves towards my passion. I know this entry is not the drama filled entry it usually is but...oh what the heck here is something I can share about my devastating love life:
As I was hiking with the boys, the topic of mountain biking came up. Climbing up a steep hill I explain to them, "I am not a huge fan of biking. I am super uncoordinated and I fell off a ten-speed on a date once..."
"Oh here we go. Another failed date story. What a shocker! Let me guess. That was the one and only date this guy got." said Ike out of breath but full of energy to throw me under the bus.
"Um yeah. But the reason I didn't give this guy a second date wasn't that I fell off a bike. That was my own dumb fault. I had another reason."
"Oh I can't wait to hear this one," chimed in Tom.
"Besides his cellphone, the man didn't have one digital device in his house. No computer, no cable box, no CD player, not even a digital clock. I thought that was weird."
The guys irrupt into laughter and I get bombarded with "That's why?", "I bet he was a nice guy too", "Women." etc, etc, etc. Am I the only one that is weirded out that, in this day in age, the man didn't own anything digital?
I couldn't help but be turned off. I am sorry. I just felt like this guy was trying too hard to go against the grain and be the hipster that is untouched by technology. Why would you shun technology? I just don't understand. Now I am not a super computer genius -ahem- deleted blog be exhibit one, but I am super turn on by men that know their way around a mother board. If they know Linux and are able to run a full diagnostic on my computer, they don't even have to buy me dinner...panties are off!
Why do you think I decided to work at Qualcomm? There are no accidents in life.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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Ha ha ha! Quote of the day for me: "If they know Linux and are able to run a full diagnostic on my computer, they don't even have to buy me dinner...panties are off!"
ReplyDeleteThat was great, I needed that.
I agree with IkeD on that quote...I actually LOLed and OMGedOL.
ReplyDeletei loove your blog!
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